Saturday 31 August 2013

Pick Up Lines For Girls

By Ryan Morrison


Do romantic pick up lines work? If there's one thing Shakespeare is famous for, it's not about how he created Romeo and Juliet but on how he romanticizes the story. Romance has always been a cornerstone of every story that has survived the test of time. But unless you're Shakespeare, using romantic pick up lines may not always work.

They keyword there is "may not always work." You see, unless you have a PhD in macking, using pick up lines in general does not guarantee you a one night stand or a serious relationship. A pick up line that worked for one guy may not necessarily work for you. Women are complicated creatures that are not easily turned on by the size of your junk. It takes a lot more than just showing of your burgeoning masculinity or flexing your biceps.

If you do want to use a line then whatever you do please smile and let the girl you are trying it on know that you are trying to be funny. A line like, 'God must be in a panic as one of his angels is missing' or the other extreme something like, 'Come and sit on my lap let's talk about the first thing that pops up' are pretty well guaranteed to make you look like an idiot or in the second example, result in you being slapped in the face.

The dating world is an ever changing scene of constantly mutating norms and rituals. To say it is frustrating would be quite the understatement.Not to mention, there are those girls that get a genuine kick out of making the entire process as difficult as possible; hence the male's reason for genuine, well justified, dread of rejection. Humor is the best way to disarm the most disciplined sour puss.As a result, a well timed funny pick up line is usually just what's needed to break the ice. Believe me, in this new millennium, the tried and true old faithful funny pick up lines for girls are just that, old and tried.Let's get the obvious out the way first. What tickles the marrow of one person's funny bone could grate the very nerve of another individual.

Here's another tip: Women wants men who emanates power and high status value. They want to be with a man whom people respect and like. So unless you've established a certain degree of coolness or value, try not to enumerate all the romantic pick up lines you know to an unsuspecting women.

If you're wondering if you can achieve a certain degree of coolness and hopefully manipulate how women perceive you, the answer is yes. There are ways and means to establish your value and make women feel attracted towards you. You don't have to be Brad Pitt to snatch a hot girl.

A successfully delivered well timed funny pick up line for girls is priceless. However, you should be aware of the contributing factors that determine your success. Your environment could never be ignored. A funeral service is not the best place to try out your newest funny pick up line.Never forget that every girl is unique, so it should be pointless to point out the need to cater your funny pick up line accordingly. Originality is key. Be different. Every girl could use a little break from monotony. Being serious all the time is entirely too draining.

Even the girl experiencing these three cheesy pick up lines won't believe how effective they are, considering their cheesiness.The first of the three cheesy pick up lines for girls we will discuss relies heavily on delivery and the sheer mystery and cheesiness of it all. Here goes. Have a friend deliver your personal cell phone to the girl you would like to ask out and say, "I was asked to deliver this to you." This is where timing comes into play. As soon as the phone is delivered, call your phone. Make sure it is immediate, the call that is.

Another way of attracting women is for you to communicate your value, confidence and authenticity. If they perceive you as someone they can rely on and someone who stands out and delivers when a situation arises, hooking up with them becomes easier. Women like the idea of being with a man they can talk to and not with a man who would just stay for a night and leave before the chicken crows. This is the kind of impression you need to communicate to them and using great pick up lines defeat the whole purpose.If you're groping as to what you have to say to a woman you just saw from across the room, just relax for a bit and spend a few minutes observing her. What is she wearing? What kind of book is she reading? Do you like the way she ties her hair? Gather information that you can use to create good conversation openers. For example:"I really like that color/dress/necklace on you. I'd love to know where you bought it because I need to pick up a birthday gift for my friend Jen. I bet she'd love something like that."

Other effective openers are those that pertain to relationships and cheating. For example:"You girls look like experts...let me ask you a quick question. How long do you need to be dating a guy before you change the status on your Facebook page from "single" to "in a relationship"? Because my friend Jen has been with a guy for about a month, and his Facebook page still says "single"...and she's not sure whether she should say something about it."

Now, at the moment you have selected, walk towards the girl of your dreams and conveniently trip and fall in her direction behaving as if you are having great difficulty breathing and can only muster rapid shallow weak breaths. When she looks at you with her face stricken with panic saying, "Are you alright? Are you okay?" You respond and say, "I can't breathe around you." Now, wait for that welcomed blushing response.

Finally, the third of the three cheesy pick up lines for girls we will discuss is even cheesier than the previous two. However, it may be the most effective of the three. In this particular instance, you want to position yourself so that the girl of choice advances towards you.Having done this, you want to study her intently as she advances. When she reaches within ear shot, you gasp for air and say, "When I see you, my heart lights up like the full moon lights of the sky." Now, wait and watch as her butterflies settle.




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