Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
All the sociable people will be in the bars. The local girls will be bored of their normal lives and partners they might just fancy that bit of foreign for the night! Buy them a drink, get chatting, stay interested and get lucky!
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Don't be choosy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
I'm not saying make this a habit but once in a while take your clothes off! How funny is it walking into a hostel toilet to see a dude with his full kit off and the todger wangling about!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Do your travel partner!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
All the sociable people will be in the bars. The local girls will be bored of their normal lives and partners they might just fancy that bit of foreign for the night! Buy them a drink, get chatting, stay interested and get lucky!
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Don't be choosy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
I'm not saying make this a habit but once in a while take your clothes off! How funny is it walking into a hostel toilet to see a dude with his full kit off and the todger wangling about!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Do your travel partner!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
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